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Twitter reacts to O.J. Simpson’s parole hearing
His released was expected, but many were still surprised
6:12 PMWhen it comes to long prison stints, the passage of time and thus acceleration of technology are a fascinating way to measure just how isolating incarceration can be. Now that O.J. Simpson will be freed later this year after he was granted parole by the Nevada Board of Parole, I wonder if he even will understand what Twitter is.
Because between his attitude in court, the jovial tone with which he took the proceedings and insistence that he’s still done nothing wrong, he’s clearly still living in a world that revolves around O.J. Nonetheless, the Twitterbox had these jokes.
"Sir, OJ Simpson is downstairs. He says he wants to talk about the album" pic.twitter.com/LJV0JT1ITo
— Sam F. (@Sammyveli) July 20, 2017
Jay-Z’s “The Story of O.J.” is arguably the most impactful song, with certainly the most poignant video we’ve seen in a while. But the opening line — “I’m not black, I’m O.J. … OK?” — was probably not something that Shawn Carter thought he might end up explaining to the man himself someday.
Curious to see which cabinet position #OJSimpson will hold…
— NameTK (@RealNameTK) July 20, 2017
Congrats to our new Attorney General OJ Simpson
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) July 20, 2017
Shudder.
A Kansas City Chiefs tie, though? pic.twitter.com/eV2SQDXp71
— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) July 20, 2017
Seriously, this was really bizarre. If I’m O.J., I know this guy is voting for me to be free. Why would you be wearing a Chiefs tie, when you live in Nevada, in July, if you weren’t trying to show some solidarity through football?
OJ Simpson is granted parole in October and Ford will start making the bronco again. Coincidence? I think not…
— Blue Eyed Beauty (@blue_eyedbeaut_) July 20, 2017
To be fair, these were very cool trucks that got ruined by the most famous police pursuit in American history. I’d drive one, no doubt about it.
https://twitter.com/DJPaMCMa/status/888131260559785985
The thing is, a lot of people like O.J. He was good on TV and judging from what we tuned into Thursday, he still is. And in today’s media market, someone’s going to pay him big money just to see what his life is like on a day-to-day basis. There’s really no reason besides decent taste to believe that he won’t be on television again soon. He’s got to make money somehow, he owes people for his role in the double-murder.
OJ Simpson drinks champagne and transforms into Mimosa Simpson.
— Evan J'daté Kessler (@EvanJKessler) July 20, 2017
Golf clap.
Calling it now: #OJSimpson will be affiliated with Big Baller Brand in some way by 2018.
— Evan Kirby (@Evan_Kirby) July 20, 2017
I can see it now. OJ Simpson draped in Big Baller Brand gear and Lonzo sliders laughing it up with LaVar live at a Laker game this Fall!
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) July 20, 2017
Quite a few people touched on this joke, but LaVar Ball can’t be that stupid. Say what you want about his attitude and strategy, dude is still from Los Angeles and knows that his life’s work will go up in smoke if he gets affiliated with Simpson.
OJ's atty looks like the type of dude you wind up sharing a VIP wristband with even though he bragged for weeks he had the plug for two.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) July 20, 2017
Don’t even get me started on that guy. He was all over the place, didn’t seem to have any solid preparation or plan, but somehow it worked.
https://twitter.com/RealLifeKaz/status/888118239250661376
And this is ultimately the main point: He is still a draw, even if it’s for macabre reasons. It’ll be fascinating to see where the third chapter of his life takes him. This is the monster his first trial created. Now we apparently have to let it roam the hillside, also known as Florida.