
The Lupita/Rihanna buddy movie might be real
and we can barely contain our excitement
5:16 PMNever underestimate the power of a solid meme.
According to Entertainment Weekly, the not-so-wacky idea of Lupita Nyong’o and Rihanna starring in a buddy movie where they pull scams on old white guys is actually somewhat closer to happening. Black Twitter is the best. If this movie happens, you can expect crazy numbers.
More selfishly, there’s something particularly satisfying about watching the development of this scenario. So often material that is created by young black people on social media gets co-opted or appropriated for some other function, with the original creators getting boxed out from a credit and monetary compensation standpoint.
Rihanna looks like she scams rich white men and lupita is the computer smart best friend that helps plan the scans https://t.co/PhWs1xd3nj
— the f is for fenomenal (@MFKAILLOU) April 18, 2017
But even if this incredible all-star conglomeration puts this out, there is one person who absolutely must be involved for this to work.
Lied about my age 4 years in a row. pic.twitter.com/MmlRfx4hQN
— Joanne The Scammer (@joanneprada) April 14, 2017
Can’t. Wait.

Daily Dose: 5/19/17
Basquiat is still selling and breaking records
1:18 PMThis has been one of the longest weeks in Washington I can think of in a really long time. Here’s hoping that we make it through the weekend with our democracy intact.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more precarious at the White House, the president takes off on a foreign trip. Obviously, people are a bit worried about how this might go, considering President Donald Trump’s proclivities for bluster and hyperbole, which may play well here with his base, but are a different matter overseas. He’s representing not only himself but also the nation. A misspeak or errant tweet is not going to fly with a foreign audience when you’re on their turf. Let’s hope his aides are armed with what they need to make this go smoothly.
I love dogs as much as the next person, but let’s be clear — they are not human. So when it comes to lives being taken unfairly, I’m pretty much always going to consider those of actual people more important than those of pets. But if you want to get an idea of where we are in America, a woman just walked free for killing a black man while in the line of duty in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, a guy who shot and didn’t even kill a police dog gets 19 years in prison. That is seriously messed up.
Jean-Michel Basquiat is a legend in the game. The street artist turned megastar died in 1988, but his influence on how galleries and subculture began to meld together to create a mainstream genre is still felt today. His work still sells, in some cases for amounts so astronomical that it makes you sad he’s not around to enjoy that money. But his latest is really off the charts. One of his works just sold for $110.5 million, making it only the 11th piece ever to break the $100M mark. I can’t even remotely contemplate paying that much for something.
Under Armour just scored a big league deal. The athletic apparel company will be supplying uniforms to Major League Baseball in 2019, taking over for Majestic and Nike. It feels like those two have been there forever; it’s 1982 for the former, to be exact. It’s a massive score for the Baltimore-based Under Armour, which has been growing consistently since it started in 1996. Now it’s one of the big boys for sure. I do wonder if it’ll do anything drastic to the usually staid, traditional style of MLB, but I doubt it. Why mess with greatness?
Free Food
Coffee Break: As if you don’t have enough things to worry about when buying a house, you can now add “gigantic terrifying honeycomb” to that list. That’s what happened in Georgia, where a woman discovered she had more than 100,000 bees inside her house. That is terrifying.
Snack Time: In this business of show, creativity is required but not always easy to find. So don’t ask me how or why we need a movie about the life of Bubbles, Michael Jackson’s monkey.
Dessert: You know what is good news, though? Lin-Manuel Miranda being involved in a DuckTales reboot. YES.

The long-lost ‘T-Wayne’ is finally here
The T-Pain and Lil Wayne collaboration dates back to 2009
6:23 PMAll it took was eight years and a #TBT for T-Pain and Lil Wayne to give the people what they want.
On Wednesday, T-Pain randomly hopped on the ‘gram and posted a photo of an album cover featuring a split image of the Tallahassee “rappa ternt sanga” and New Orleans’ own Lil Wayne, with the caption “I’m feelin reeeeeaaaaalll spontaneous right now #2009#TheMissingPageInTheHistoryBook.”
Pain also tweeted the image with the two words “Do it?” and a follow-up tweet, saying, “This ain’t for y’all new n—as. These the lost files from ’09 and I’m tired of em just sittin on my hard drive. #FreeC5” — a nod to the long-awaited unreleased fifth installment of Wayne’s Tha Carter series.
Do it? #TWayne pic.twitter.com/RxwZQwGr4G
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) May 17, 2017
Then, on Thursday, he did it. T-Pain just up and dropped the eight-track T-Wayne almost a decade after the project was set to release in 2009. If you remember, back then, Pain and Wayne were both at the peak of their reigns in the hip-hop and R&B games. If we’re being foreal, it was hard to find a track that Lil Wayne and T-Pain weren’t on. They were go-to artists, especially for features. So when they teamed up on the smooth 2008 hit “Can’t Believe It,” it was an absolute swish. And when they went on the road together on the I Am Music Tour from December 2008 to April 2009, tickets were a must-cop. (I still have a “T-Wayne” T-shirt from that tour, btw.)
Eventually, though, T-Pain’s career began to fall off after Jay Z essentially ended it himself with his 2009 track “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)” — a lyrical shot at the audio technique Pain popularized on his songs. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne went to jail, and his time behind bars forever changed him musically.
That left us without the anticipated collab project, save the banger “Damn, Damn,” which dropped in 2010 before Wayne began his sentence. So Thursday was truly a delightful surprise. We aren’t blaming Pain and Wayne for taking so long since, you know, life happens. And, to be honest, a lot of people probably forgot that T-Wayne was actually a thing.
But, we are always here for the spontaneous drop — even if it takes years.
Maybe, for #TBT next week, Dr. Dre will bless us with Detox. Or, we’ll get the Tha Carter 5. Fingers crossed.
Tulsa officer acquitted in shooting death of unarmed black man
Betty Shelby beats charges for killing Terence Crutcher in 2016
6:15 PMAnother day, another police officer walks free after killing an unarmed black person.
You might remember the case of Terence Crutcher. Last year in Tulsa, he was killed by Officer Betty Shelby after a situation that unfolded outside of his car that was caught by police dash cameras as well as helicopter footage. It shows Crutcher, walking toward his car with police trailing him, guns pointed. Then, Crutcher’s arms come down and shots ring out, leaving him to lie there and die on the side of the road in Oklahoma. She was acquitted on Wednesday.
Where to begin. We’ll start with the trail, as the video shows you the details of the interaction. From there, let’s fast-forward to Shelby’s testimony, in which she states very plainly what the specific threat of police privilege and white supremacy means. Her fear was more important than her victim’s life. Beyond that admission, which was honest, she made an even more important statement about why, following her fear, she chose to shoot: That’s police policy.
“She articulated all of the reasons why she believed he was armed and why she took the action that she did that was in accordance with her training. In times of heavy stress and fear and uncomfortability, we revert to our training, and that’s what you want an officer to do. And you want them to handle situations the way they’re trained to handle them,” Jerad Lindsey, chairman of the Tulsa FOP, said earlier this week about Shelby’s testimony. “It takes tenths of seconds for someone to already make the mental decision to pull a weapon and shoot you.”
https://twitter.com/kianarenai/status/865044175934418944
It's not just that Betty Shelby wasn't convicted, cops on the scene let #terrencecrutcher bleed out in the street without offering help #BLM
— Oh Dani Girl (@DanielleRayeW) May 18, 2017
The last sentence is the most important. What it basically says is the very same logic that police use to justify their decision-making in firing rounds is exactly what’s used against you when you haven’t even done anything. You can talk about the inherent danger of police work and what it takes to protect a community, but the problem with the “blue lives matter” logic is two-fold. One, no one is born a police officer. Secondarily, because it is a job, there are certain risks that simply have to be a part of the accountability scale in order for the entire system to work, if you’re even going to consider fairness a part of the equation. If every encounter is going to be considered life or death, then the logic should apply both ways. Meaning, Crutcher might have thought they were going to try to kill him, too. Otherwise, what you’re openly admitting is: This isn’t fair and doesn’t have to be.
By leaving the judgment to human nature and throwing one’s hands up after that, you’re completely eliminating acknowledgment of the most obvious of factors here: race. Inherent bias, never mind outright racist attitudes and methods, are well-studied and documented components of law enforcement, but they are clearly the defining factor in many cases. To be noted, the window was up.
This man’s blackness obviously made her feel like he was more likely to kill her or her colleagues. And if you don’t believe that’s real, just listen to the officers on the audio of the footage of the shooting. “Time for Taser, I think,” one officer says in the lead-up to the gunshots. “That looks like a bad dude, too. Could be on something.” Seconds later, Crutcher is on the ground, his white T-shirt soaked in his blood.
Blue privilege wrapped in white supremacy wins again. #terrencecrutcher
— Iven Stevenson 🖤 (@SpeakIven) May 18, 2017
I lament that white fear is more real & valuable than black truth. #terrencecrutcher #blacklivesmatter pic.twitter.com/rooqnPPcRL
— Jer Swigart (@jerswigart) May 18, 2017
The autopsy revealed that Crutcher did have PCP in his system. That in itself is not a reason for someone to die, of course. Not to mention that the casual observation of a random black man being a “bad dude” is a clear indicator about the kind of snap judgments people make based on appearance that have zero grounding in fact. Crutcher had previously served time for dealing cocaine and, according to his sister, had a drug problem as a user. Again, none of that should equal a death sentence, but even if you think so, how they figured all that out in those few minutes is beyond me.
Not to mention something else, perhaps the most critical element to the backdrop of everything. This is Tulsa. Not just the Tulsa where white residents burned down as many black businesses and neighborhoods as they could in the 1920s during a riot. (They’re making a movie about it.) It’s the same Tulsa where, in 2015, a guy working law enforcement literally for fun, who was a friend of the sheriff’s, shot and killed a guy because he mistook his handgun for his Taser. We’re not talking about ancient history. Never mind the fact that the guy is still bitter, saying that he’s mad he ever decided to give back to the community — not that, you know, he actually took someone’s life.
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The worst school violence is what we allow school officials & police to inflict on students of color under the guise of "discipline." https://t.co/kzNFYW4Y6y
— Shannon Minter (@shannonminter5) May 18, 2017
Mind you, the fallout from that was a reform program for that whole operation, but that’s not going to matter to Crutcher’s family. The point here is that the violence that takes the lives of so many unarmed black people isn’t just accidental or incidental, it’s state-sponsored.

The brothas have arrived on ‘The Bachelorette’
Rachel Lindsay’s season is about to be lit; here’s a breakdown of the contestants
12:48 PMShoutout to Amy Kaufman for thread-tweeting the contestants of the newest season of The Bachelorette, starring office fave Rachel Lindsay. Honestly, I’m shocked they found this many black people to sign up for this show. I always assumed they just couldn’t find any, since The Bachelor/Bachelorette is really white people-ish. But no more! As an avid consumer of trash TV, I have some thoughts. Here are my genuine reactions as I scrolled down the incredibly diverse but to-be-honest-not-as-sexy-as-I-was-hoping list.
Adam, 27, is a real estate agent who says the most romantic present he has ever received was a threesome. "It was my birthday." pic.twitter.com/26vJR49FYY
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Adam, 27, is a freak, and I’m a lil freaked out by it.
Alex, 28, is an information systems supervisor who once ate a live salamander and says his favorite "artist" is @TheRock. pic.twitter.com/e9MuV3LwGQ
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Alex, 28, says his favorite artist is The Rock. OK, I guess. Great hair, though.
Anthony, 26, is an education software manager who says he has "virtually no limits" in the bedroom "once the connection is there." pic.twitter.com/tUjuJvZLIv
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Anthony, 26. Not a fan of bald guys. The scalp doesn’t do it for me. This take gets mixed reactions from the people in the office, but I don’t care.
Blake E, 31, is an aspiring drummer whose fav childhood memory is horseback riding camp. He also doesn't think parking ticket ppl have souls pic.twitter.com/iCJujQ9d3t
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Blake E, 31, isn’t making it past the first rose ceremony. Speaking of rose ceremonies, I honestly thought they got like, cuff links or something. But Clinton tells me that they definitely get roses. Yay for gender neutrality!
Blake K., 29, is a U.S. Marine veteran who says that if he was stranded on a "dessert" island, he'd want it to be made of Chipotle. pic.twitter.com/Qa40ulWySu
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Blake K., 29, looks like office cutie Justin McCraw. Not even kidding. Which means Blake will also be the office fav and we’re all rooting for him.
Brady, 29, is a male model who says the most romantic gift he has ever received is Lululemon sweatpants. pic.twitter.com/8CKOdLAZxQ
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Brady, 29. Meh. Second white guy I’ve seen with this haircut so far. Something tells me I’ll be seeing more.
Bryan, 37 (!), is a chiropractor who says the wildest thing he's ever done in the bedroom is "handcuffs, blindfolds, hot wax or balcony sex" pic.twitter.com/5p57vDfTt7
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Bryan, 37, is also a freak! Gotta love a man who knows what he wants.
Bryce, 30, is a firefighter who "could see himself being" Matthew McConaughey. His dream job would be "Professional Instagrammer." pic.twitter.com/ATUpkcVgPs
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Bryce, 30. A firefighter. Crimson Chin. I used to date a firefighter. He was crazy, though. I’m hoping Bryce isn’t also crazy, but Clinton says being crazy is a prerequisite for the job.
Dean, 26, is a startup recruiter who has "Righteous" tattooed on his inner lip. He thinks marriage is "an institutionalized sham." pic.twitter.com/LAvik3f6yw
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Dean, 26, is woke bae, but he’s not cute enough to make it past the first rose ceremony.
DeMario, 30, is an exec recruiter who wants a lion named Denzel. He likes attention, but "not like '07 B. Spears attention or 2011 Sheen." pic.twitter.com/k4JUxZqIlD
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
HERE FOR DEMARIO.
— Meredith Woerner (@MdellW) May 17, 2017
DeMario, 30. Another black guy! With a black name! And he wants a lion named Denzel, which is super black! And he made a Britney Spears joke! (fun fact: I’m a B. Spears stan.) Love this guy already.
Diggy, 31, is a senior inventory analyst who once slept with a girl and then pretended he was asleep when she found out her bro was missing. pic.twitter.com/TBqoMgKdst
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Diggy, 31. He looks like he’s a senior inventory analyst, which isn’t a bad thing. 😏
Eric, 29, is a personal trainer who says his favorite soft drink/juice is "green drink." pic.twitter.com/4OZznNSMfn
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Eric, 29. Already I think this is the most black guys I’ve ever seen on this show, and I’m not even done yet.
Fred, 27, is an executive assistant who says there are times he gets aroused at work and has to go back to his desk to avoid being noticed. pic.twitter.com/rNsCK6gefw
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
first of all, ew. second DON'T ADMIT THAT.
— joe gooding (@joedujour) May 17, 2017
Fred, 27. Hello there, Carlton Banks. Goodbye, Carlton Banks. Next.
Grant, 29, is an emergency medicine physician who once had a stomach bug in Peru and pooped in a "cut open 2-liter coke bottle" on a bus. pic.twitter.com/j4VsZzNK5s
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Grant, 29. Dorky cute, and he’s a doctor! Something tells me Rachel is gonna like him.
Iggy, 30, is a consulting firm CEO who once "got a boner during a board meeting" and had to present sitting down. pic.twitter.com/3EZmV1xwpm
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Iggy, 30. Little bit of a weirdo judging from his bio, but maybe he can get a cool thing going with Diggy. Wonder if they did that on purpose.
Jack Stone, 32, is an attorney whose favorite flower is tulips because they are basically "roses without thorns." pic.twitter.com/dHWR2D2btL
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
I guess describing him having the dead eyes of a sociopath wouldn't make him endearing to the key demo.
— john beltrami (@worldbreaker84) May 18, 2017
Jack, 32. Can’t put my finger on it, but something’s off about this guy. It’s in the eyes.
Jamey, 32, is a sales account executive who says he does not have female friends and wants his ideal date to look like "a model." pic.twitter.com/GJxNgXu01G
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Jamey, 32. Looks just like last year’s runner-up Robby Hayes. Probably won’t go very far.
Jedidiah, 35, is an ER physician who once had sex just off the continental divide on a glacier in the mountains. "Good pens" make him happy. pic.twitter.com/An1Mk6W4Yv
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Jedidiah, 35. Most likely a preacher’s kid. Also probably my soulmate because I, too, am a bit of a pen snob. Wish you were cuter, Jed!
Jonathan, 31, is a "Tickle Monster" who has sand from the beach all over his house floor. His favorite 3 singers are Elvis/Britney/Flo Rida. pic.twitter.com/EpPn5p6dqq
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Jonathan, 31. “Tickle Monster”?! Why would you tell people that! Definitely serial killer. But I’m torn, because he’s also a Britney fan. I’d be one of his victims. Go over to his house to have a Britney Spears listening party, and then he tickles me to death.
Josiah, 28, is a prosecuting attorney who was once catfished by a girl who showed up on their date pregnant. He once had sex in his office. pic.twitter.com/ZNE40ptpR5
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Josiah, 28. Wonder who he had sex with…
Kenny, 35, is a professional wrestler who says he and @TheRock are "very much alike." He once had sex with a wife while her husband watched. pic.twitter.com/GF7R7mhgzw
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Kenny, 35, is a pro wrestler who says he and Dwayne Johnson are “very much alike.” Gotta disagree there, buddy, but I smell a bromance with Alex happening.
Kyle, 26, is a marketing consultant who isn't sure what gluten is or "what food it lives in" but selects glutenfree menu options when he can pic.twitter.com/8oqIW0DLxY
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Kyle, 26, is a very specific kind of person I intensely dislike. But he’s cute, so Rachel might keep him around even though he won’t stop talking about gluten.
Lee, 30, is a singer/songwriter who says he is a "'pleaser' under wraps!" His favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey. pic.twitter.com/vgoaOmzMaC
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Lee, 30. If this were speed dating, it’d be a hard pass for me.
Lucas, 30, is a "Whaboom" (seriously) who says his ideal mate would look like Belle, Cinderella, the Little Mermaid or Jessica Rabbit. pic.twitter.com/N1iO0Pn1rI
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Lucas, 30, is a man who doesn’t know what he wants because those cartoon characters bear ZERO similarities to one another. Also stop fantasizing about cartoons, Lucas. (I’m a hypocrite, though, because Aladdin is bae.)
Matt, 32, is a construction sales rep who says one of his favorite groups is Train because they stand the "test of time." pic.twitter.com/ytLxD7Er79
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Matt, 32. Finally found the answer to my question regarding how and why Train is so popular.
Michael, 26, is a former pro bball player (in Bulgaria) who follows a Paleo diet and has seen each episode of "Martin" more than 100 times. pic.twitter.com/KfVy8XOhAL
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
This guy is Winston Bishop.
— 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ (@TheAlimos) May 18, 2017
Michael, 26, wasn’t good enough for the NBA, so he’s automatically on the wacker side of the black guys this season.
Milton, 31, is a hotel recreation supervisor who wants to be "discovered" on "The Bachelorette." "Everyone tells me I'm made for TV/movies." pic.twitter.com/DLDDXsBzUH
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Milton, 31. Wack. Just wack.
Mohit, 26, is a product manager who once used Tabasco in the bedroom. His favorite childhood memory is meeting the Power Rangers. pic.twitter.com/2s9prxAcDP
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Mohit, 26. My first reaction: There’s an Indian guy?! But I’d like to amend that to “South Asian,” because I really don’t know. But I’m excited! He looks way older than 26, though. Not that that’s a bad thing. …
Peter, 31, is a business owner who thinks it "just seems so easy" to be a professional football player. He is scared of standing on a cliff. pic.twitter.com/mM1kUKNGIS
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Peter, 31, knows nothing about football and so is automatically a loser in my eyes. On this show and in life.
Rob, 30, is a law student who once had blonde highlights and diamond studs. He would like to be Superman because they are both U.S. aliens. pic.twitter.com/4DA4WDWacw
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Rob, 30. Justin Timberlake also had blond highlights and diamond studs, so I can’t judge. Everybody glows up.
Will, 28, is a sales manager who says he is unwilling to be a woman's second choice. He has a tattoo of an angel wing on his shoulder. pic.twitter.com/hNlbQx075P
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
Will, 28. I don’t think he knows what show he signed up for.
I’ll be live- tweeting @yerraaa every Monday. Can’t wait for this reality show so I can ignore real real life! The season premiere of The Bachelorette airs Monday May 22 on ABC.

Daily Dose: 5/18/17
LaVar Ball ups his ante
12:17 PMThe new cast bios for this season of The Bachelorette are out, and boy are they funny. You might recall that Rachel Lindsay is the first black woman to take this role on the show. The season is going to be nothing short of epic.
Here’s the thing about witch hunts — witches aren’t real. So if you’re going to invoke the notion that one is going on, you’re implying that the entire premise of the query is phony. Meaning for President Trump to call the appointment of a special counsel to investigate his ties to Russia “the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history,” what he’s saying is that he’s actually a teenage girl whose sexuality scares off the men who run the village. OH, WAIT. What a week in Washington.
Girl Scout cookies are delicious. This is not up for debate. But how that product gets delivered to the streets is another matter. Some people harangue their colleagues on behalf of their children; some people push their cookies at work, church or school, and some girls are just plain smarter than everyone else. Like the girl who set up camp outside of a marijuana dispensary in Oregon. Brilliant. But this case of a woman who stole $15K worth of cookies is just really bizarre.
If you’re not careful, people will pull the okey doke on you. Like when they tell you that you can’t do something on the air because “we’ve never done that before.” Or, like when they tell you that man rompers shouldn’t be a thing. Or, like when they say that “diverse” casts don’t sell, therefore making all-white casts their only option when it comes to putting people together for films. Turns out that’s just a big lie, and from a business standpoint there’s no justification for that.
LaVar Ball is pressing his luck. Of course, all of this is likely just bluster, but after his dustup on FS1 yesterday, he’s now saying he wants $3 billion — with a “B” — for his shoe company. You know, 1 billion for each B. As in, a billion for each child of his. As in, his claims are reaching Trumpian levels, but hey, this is the America we live in today. He’s way wrong in his claims that there is no need to market to women. Maybe what LaVar doesn’t know is moms buy shoes for their kids.
Free Food
Coffee Break: Well, how about that. Instead of putting all those Confederate statues into storage units like they said they would, the city of New Orleans is just storing them outside, next to regular bulk trash. Man, what a bummer.
Snack Time: There’s a kid named Rayana Bounida who’s a monster in these youth soccer streets. And here’s a video of him wrecking kids all over the place. But most importantly, at the 14-second mark is him hittin’ them folks. Yes.
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Dessert: New Run The Jewels with Big Boi and Dangermouse? You got it.

Daily Dose: 5/17/17
Happy anniversary to us!
11:56 AMA year ago Thursday this website was launched, starting a new era in journalism, entertainment and content for the ESPN family. I’m grateful as heck to be here and extremely proud to have built something with my colleagues. Congrats!
Your man James Comey has the receipts. After all this madness surrounding the former FBI director’s firing by the president, it turns out that he kept notes of everything, meaning the threat of recordings from the Oval Office to prove him wrong about whether President Donald Trump asked him to end the Russia investigation takes on new relevance. This is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a complete mess in the White House, and the lack of direction is downright staggering. The Dems say that they need those notes, badly.
There’s been a great new entry in the men’s summer fashion world: rompers. Yep, there’s a Kickstarter effort to make romphims a thing, which, as far as I’m concerned, is great news. The possibility of such a tremendous piece of clothing becoming a popular bit is extremely exciting for your boy. I’d rock a dashiki romper in a second in these streets. And the jokes Wednesday on Twitter about it were full-blown hilarious, as they mocked the constant nonsense that women have to deal with when it comes to their clothing and street harassment. Fun!
When you put on your romper and she says "you ain't going nowhere dressed like that" pic.twitter.com/FsltqtacJw
— Rudy Francisco (@RudyFrancisco) May 17, 2017
Romper/Romphim day has to go down in the Blyke Twitter Hall of Fame
— T’twenty Piece (@CheerwinePapi) May 17, 2017
I couldn’t live without the internet. It’s where my job is; it’s where my fun is; it’s how I communicate with everyone. And at this point, thinking of the world without it is almost bizarre. There are also times when I think, am I too connected to this plastic/glass rectangle in my pocket? Is this thing actually making me crazy? There are people in the world who live their whole lives nowadays without constant access to it, and I imagine they’re pretty happy people. That’s why in some places, not going online is the new going online.
LaVar Ball really wants his son Lonzo to play for the Lakers. He’s talking about it all the time, says it’d be a perfect fit and claims he can speak it into existence. He just might be right, too. Now that the Lakers have the second pick in the NBA draft, that fantasy can become a reality. Say what you want about LaVar and his antics, but he’s got his kid in a great position to succeed. Now, apparently they’re so dead set on staying in the Los Angeles area that he’s not even going to work out for any other team. Mini-wow, but not really.
Free Food
Coffee Break: Holidays are big driving days, as people head out across the country to see friends and family. Which means a whole lot of traffic all over the place. What it also means is more accidents. Turns out, Memorial Day is the most crash-prone of all holidays. Be careful.
Snack Time: When it comes to traditional images of God and his disciples, etc., the people involved are almost always white. Then a woman painted The Creation of Adam with black women, and people went nuts.
Dessert: Dudes. Don’t be like this guy. At all.