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GAME. BLOUSES.
Just like we all expected, last’s year’s Super Bowl runner-ups are 1-5 to start the season.
*record scratch* Wait, what?
Yes, after losing a shootout against the New Orleans Saints on Sunday, the Carolina Panthers are 1-5 to start the 2016 season, leaving many NFL fans to wonder … what the heck happened?
The Panthers don’t have much to be happy about so far, and key evidence of this is reigning MVP quarterback Cam Newton’s postgame news conference Sunday.
Cam Newton said "next question" after two questions — then left the podium in the middle of the next one.
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) October 16, 2016
Also, slide over Tom Brady, there’s a new record-holder in town, and his name is Dak … Dak Prescott. He now has the Dallas Cowboys on a five-game winning streak and looking like a strong contender in the NFC. Tony Romo, you should start looking at new cribs, because there’s a new QB in Big D.
Dak Prescott now owns record for most passes without an INT to start an NFL career.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 16, 2016
BLESSINGS!
Canadian Ed Whitlock just ran a marathon in 3 hours, 56 minutes and 38 seconds. Oh, did I mention that he’s 85 years old?
Ed Whitlock, 85, runs an astounding 3:56:34 at #STWM @RunCRS to obliterate age-group marathon world record. Here he is at 32.5K. pic.twitter.com/rx3iRBTnbJ
— Michal Kapral (@mkapral) October 16, 2016
Look at the happiness on his face:
ICYMI: Ed Whitlock smashes another world record at 85 years old in 3:56 38 at the @Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon! #STWM pic.twitter.com/VecFDW96VJ
— CanadaRunningSeries (@RunCRS) October 16, 2016
That’s the same face I have when I start a new episode of Naruto. Hell of a performance by Whitlock, man.
Ed Whitlock, an 85 year old man, just finished a marathon in record time and I can't even bring myself to do English homework
— Yvanna Uy (@YvannaRae) October 17, 2016
SOCIAL STATUS
The “No Fun League” is back at it again with the wack “excessive celebration” penalties. This week’s victim? Washington football team tight end Vernon Davis. Check out his “excessive” celebration:
VERNON DAVIS.@KirkCousins8 finds his big TE for a @Redskins TD! #PHIvsWAS https://t.co/BEVze3ZI2C
— NFL (@NFL) October 16, 2016
Seriously, what is excessive about pretending to shoot a basketball? (Note: The NBA is almost back, by the way.)
Dear NFL, this could be you, but you playing.
We are allowing Chinese Arena Football to have better touchdown celebrations than us pic.twitter.com/BJChUJtsa7
— Brian Pickett (@BrianPickett) October 16, 2016
Need someone to please tell me what channel Chinese Arena Football League comes on.
FOR THE CULTURE
Tupac Shakur’s bullet-dented medallion from the time he was shot in New York is being sold for $125,000.
Rapper Travis Scott remixed Rae Sremmurd’s song Swang, and it’s wavy.
Lil Wayne says that Birdman is not family.
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown’s latest cleats honored the late Kimbo Slice and Jose Fernandez.
Drake is dropping at least *two more* projects before the year’s out.
TOP THREE TWEETS
1. COLE’S WORLD
Dak to Beasley TD #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/ADEy9hziOz
— Chuck (@CowboyChuck_DAL) October 16, 2016
2. DURANT’S FITTING IN ALREADY?
https://twitter.com/CauldronICYMI/status/787491686691774464
3. THE CAM SCAM
The kid who got the ball from Cam Newton just took off his Newton jersey and had a #Saints jersey underneath. That’s some trickery.
— Christopher Dabe (@cmdabe) October 16, 2016
#ICYMI
Colin Kaepernick got the start for the San Fransisco 49ers on Sunday, and even though the 49ers lost, the most polarizing part was the reaction from fans outside of New Era Field, home of the Buffalo Bills.
There was the support:
#Bills fans leading march in support of Kaepernick. They plan to kneel while the anthem is played. #49ers pic.twitter.com/vGumORFit4
— Nick Veronica (@NickVeronica) October 16, 2016
#Bills fans, black and white, kneel during the anthem outside the stadium before the #49ers game. pic.twitter.com/kCmsIs94GM
— Nick Veronica (@NickVeronica) October 16, 2016
And then there was … well, just see for yourself:
Here's a very drunk Bills fan spearing a dummy with Kaepernick jersey and afro wig. pic.twitter.com/PDo0NL2Pcp
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) October 16, 2016
Bills fans scream "tackle the Muslim", then a young lady obliges. pic.twitter.com/A1eKcyWT87
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) October 16, 2016
Shirts with a rifle scope trained on Colin Kaepernick selling for $10 outside of Ralph Wilson stadium. pic.twitter.com/bSuxF3G5qq
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) October 16, 2016
Oh, and this also happened:
Cop behind Colin Kaepernick salutes during his anthem protest. https://t.co/SVdagIg135 pic.twitter.com/KM3rqMROXr
— theScore (@theScore) October 16, 2016
If Kaepernick keeps starting, it’ll be interesting to see how other cities will react.
PICTURE PERFECT
Maya Moore puts up 31p/9r/5a to lead the @minnesotalynx in Game 4 & force a decisive Game 5 in the #WNBAFinals! #PhantomCam pic.twitter.com/pKKyHmLIVu
— NBA (@NBA) October 17, 2016