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What Had Happened Was: 10/17/16

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GAME. BLOUSES.

Just like we all expected, last’s year’s Super Bowl runner-ups are 1-5 to start the season.

*record scratch* Wait, what?

Yes, after losing a shootout against the New Orleans Saints on Sunday, the Carolina Panthers are 1-5 to start the 2016 season, leaving many NFL fans to wonder … what the heck happened?

The Panthers don’t have much to be happy about so far, and key evidence of this is reigning MVP quarterback Cam Newton’s postgame news conference Sunday.

Also, slide over Tom Brady, there’s a new record-holder in town, and his name is Dak … Dak Prescott. He now has the Dallas Cowboys on a five-game winning streak and looking like a strong contender in the NFC. Tony Romo, you should start looking at new cribs, because there’s a new QB in Big D.

BLESSINGS!

Canadian Ed Whitlock just ran a marathon in 3 hours, 56 minutes and 38 seconds. Oh, did I mention that he’s 85 years old?

Look at the happiness on his face:

That’s the same face I have when I start a new episode of Naruto. Hell of a performance by Whitlock, man.

SOCIAL STATUS

The “No Fun League” is back at it again with the wack “excessive celebration” penalties. This week’s victim? Washington football team tight end Vernon Davis. Check out his “excessive” celebration:

Seriously, what is excessive about pretending to shoot a basketball? (Note: The NBA is almost back, by the way.)

Dear NFL, this could be you, but you playing.

Need someone to please tell me what channel Chinese Arena Football League comes on.

FOR THE CULTURE

Tupac Shakur’s bullet-dented medallion from the time he was shot in New York is being sold for $125,000.

Rapper Travis Scott remixed Rae Sremmurd’s song Swang, and it’s wavy.

Lil Wayne says that Birdman is not family.

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown’s latest cleats honored the late Kimbo Slice and Jose Fernandez.

Drake is dropping at least *two more* projects before the year’s out.

TOP THREE TWEETS

1. COLE’S WORLD

2. DURANT’S FITTING IN ALREADY?

https://twitter.com/CauldronICYMI/status/787491686691774464

3. THE CAM SCAM

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Colin Kaepernick got the start for the San Fransisco 49ers on Sunday, and even though the 49ers lost, the most polarizing part was the reaction from fans outside of New Era Field, home of the Buffalo Bills.

There was the support:

And then there was … well, just see for yourself:

Oh, and this also happened:

If Kaepernick keeps starting, it’ll be interesting to see how other cities will react.

PICTURE PERFECT

Kofie Yeboah asks for Sweet Tea at every restaurant and recites approximately 2.5 Spongebob lines per hour.

Rhiannon Walker is an associate editor at The Undefeated. She is a drinker of Sassy Cow Creamery chocolate milk, an owner of an extensive Disney VHS collection, and she might have a heart attack if Frank Ocean doesn't drop his second album.